While I was at the bar with the guys from Los Gatos High the bartender walks up to us after he's already served us and says:
Bartender: "How do you know you've been robbed by an asian?"
Me: Uhhhhh... I have no idea
Bartender: "When your kid's math homework is done and your cat is gone!"
Me: ... I think that joke would work better if it was dog instead of a cat
I feel like the bartender was saving that joke for an asian person to come into the bar. I'm just thankful my mom wasn't with me?
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Then Jason and I went to Emmy's Spaghetti Shack in the city and when we got our leftovers to go. I got mine back in the chinese take out box and Jason got his in this brown box.
WTF?

WTF seriously!!!
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